Posted 4 hours ago

worb:

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

cumsquats:

i wish i was a crouton

Posted 5 hours ago

i wish i could watch antiques roadshow for the rest of my life

Posted 5 hours ago

pulltheshadesfromdaytonight:

Yesterday was a good day. Ilu, Don Giovanni Records.

Posted 6 hours ago

darrynek:

hungarian:

i wanna be rich enough to eat out every night

it’s simple just become a lesbian

Posted 6 hours ago

What’s the weirdest thing you do when you are alone?

Carrie: I actually dance a lot in my house by myself, and I imagine what it would be like to be someone who was social. I don’t really like it when people come over to my house, but I have this ongoing scenario in my head where I’m having a dance party at my house, which I would hate by the way. Always, when I host a party I end up in my bedroom waiting for people to leave. That doesn’t stop me from putting on a record and dancing and imagining how fun it would be to have a party. (x)

Posted 7 hours ago
  1. my logic: we have similar music taste therefore we are meant for each other
Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago