May 2013
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
buttodenkirk:
do you ever watch a movie with a heterosexual sex scene and remember how gay u are
coagulates:
I just wanna kiss you for a few hours
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airport-hojo:
I think Lauren should start paying me for my services as her love coach/matchmaker.
i’m returning the favor that’s your compensation
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ddddddddddddddddeannnnnnnnnnnnnn:
180mph:
☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁ ☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁
☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁ ☁☁☁☁
men men men
men men men men
men men
men
men
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slenclerman:
reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
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alrights:
my life at school pretty much consists of me venting to elayna about cute girls and elayna just saying “you’re so gay” while reblogging pictures of sea creatures
4,326 Americans have been killed with guns since... →
inothernews:
That’s more than 4,300 gun deaths in just over five months Or, as the NRA would say, “Who cares?”
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airport-hojo:
Wow I think I picked the best college possible for me.
Like my art history professor is amazing.
I’m taking classes that are all involved in subjects I love.
Everyone is actually nice to me?
And the museum. Oh my god, do not get me started on the random Piazonni painting I found THAT WAS LITERALLY HANGING IN A STAIRWELL.
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how do i live for myself and not constantly feel lonely or like i have to be in a relationship
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how many ways can i say today sucked and i hate everything??
all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot
iwishihadafather:
*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*
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ellen page is on jon stewart right now
how is she so cute